In a highly anticipated move, leaders at the Mormon Church Headquarters ruled that Romney's lies on national television, his dirty political campaign for President, public drunkeness and mental health defect, unbecoming of a Mormon in good standing, forced them to ex-communicate him. Romney is in a treatment center, saying his campaign is suspended temporarily and that he is still in the lead for the Presidency. In an unprecedented move, Paul Ryan will replace him in the next two discussions with Obama-the town meeting and the debate. Ryan said he is shocked but ready to be Commander In Chief if elected.
Mrs. Romney was contacted and she said it was all Obama's faultt, then broke down in tears.
The President was unavailable for comment as he was watching the Broadway Musical Hit-Book of Mormon, from the producers of South Park.
Meanwhile, Romney's ads are appearing everywhere, including the ME TV Leave It To Beaver Show. I lost my dinner when I saw the ad.
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