Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Obama Wins Debate In 15th Round When Romney Forfeits Match And Says I Want To Talk To My Wife!

In a dramatic conclusion of the match, while Obama was finishing his statement about ObamaCare, Romney broke down in tears and said he wanted to talk to his wife!

The debate was somewhat boring as expected but no one has ever seen anyting like this!

Romney had tried every rehearsed trick in the book to taunt Obama, like:

You failed the American people

We can't have four more years of your mistakes

You are against Israel

Your mother was a slut

Pointing his finger at Obama and saying you broke your promise to the American people, I can fix this thing, I mean economy, and you can't, darn it.

My tax plan is better than yours

I'm an executive, I know how to create jobs, while at Bain Capital.....

Mr. Lehrer, I need more time to respond to what Obama just called me

I gave away millions and that's why my tax rate was low

I go to church!  How often do you go to church-that radical one?

Freedom, Free Enterprise, Facilitate, Manage, Stimulate, Chipotles, $5 trillion tax cut and I'll balance the budget and lower the unemployment rate to 0 in my first year in office

You only care about the filthy dependent beggars who don't have the self-sufficiency to get a job

I wondered as a young person how it would be if I were rich--it's great!  I love it!

At the Salt Lake City Olympics I was in complete control....

I saw Martin Luther King on TV and you're no Martin Luther King!

I saw that video of you speaking like the peoples, in 2007 and I was disgusted

I worked hard my whole life and I deserve to be President!  America needs me

I feel your pain America and I just want to serve you and our country-jGod Bless The Mormon Church, I mean America

I saw a tabloid a couple of years ago that exposed your gay romp

You aren't really a Christian

Mr. Lehrer, I'm almost through, just let me have 30 more seeconds

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